when i was in middle school, eighth grade to be exact, i had to take this math class that had a popular girl in it. in my middle school, popular people were legitimately popular. mean girls style. there was a group of them. they all looked like models from a J Crew catalogue and all the girls had super breathy, high pitched voices.
anyway, one of those girls was named kelsey and she was in my algebra class. she was really awful and she would actually talk to the kid on the other side of me like i didn’t exist. i hated her. so one day, we were working on busy work or whatever, and out of nowhere she announced, “i have a dentist appointment today.”
and i thought to myself, “who the fuck cares if you have a dentist appointment today?” but, like, three kids in my class stopped what they were doing and asked her about it.
sometimes i feel like the internet is kelsey and we’re those three kids.
thought