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just make me a fuckin’ failure pile in a sadness bowl

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“(The KFC ‘Famous Bowls’) are their most popular item. Those fuckin’ bowls, they can’t keep them on the shelf. America has spoken: ‘Pile my food in a fuckin’ bowl, like I’m a dog, I don’t give a shit anymore! If there’s a way you can put my dinner in a blender and liquify it, and then put it into a caulking gun and inject it into my femoral artery, that would be even better. But I know you don’t have a ‘lunch gun,’ so until you invent that, just make me a fuckin’ failure pile in a sadness bowl.”

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Patton Oswalt, on an epic rant about a fast food item at KFC.

(via inothernews)

Posted 2 years ago
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Source: inothernews
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    THAT’S HOW I WAWNT MAH LUUUUUUNCH I DON’T WANNA WASTE THOSE PRECIOUS CALORIES CHEWIN’! SOMEBODY MOVE MY JAWWWW FOR ME!
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    More proof this is where we are heading… Idiocracy lazyboy chair
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