May 2011
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June 2009
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thought
youcankeepthechange:
when i was in middle school, eighth grade to be exact, i had to take this math class that had a popular girl in it. in my middle school, popular people were legitimately popular. mean girls style. there was a group of them. they all looked like models from a J Crew catalogue and all the girls had super breathy, high pitched voices.
anyway, one of those girls was named...
neverneverland:
She then said she wondered if she loved me and well, I had no idea about that. After another moment’s silence, she mumbled that I was peculiar, that that was probably why she loved me but that one day I might disgust her for the very same reason. — Albert Camus (whokilled)
just make me a fuckin’ failure pile in a sadness...
youcankeepthechange:
enjoli:andeventhis:boggle:inothernews:
“(The KFC ‘Famous Bowls’) are their most popular item. Those fuckin’ bowls, they can’t keep them on the shelf. America has spoken: ‘Pile my food in a fuckin’ bowl, like I’m a dog, I don’t give a shit anymore! If there’s a way you can put my dinner in a blender and liquify it, and then put it into a caulking gun and inject it into my...
oh, hello.
youcankeepthechange:
today i woke up with the mindset that i was going to “accomplish great things! make the world turn a little faster and more efficiently today! save a shark! whoohoo! synergy! fission! dialed in! corporate terms!” and what better to do all that in than a pencil skirt? come on, have you ever read the tag on the back of yours? it reads: “designed strictly to get shit done and...
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wtnss:
The number of women currently pregnant with Lil Wayne’s children.